If there’s anything worse than perfunctory, joyless sex, it’s gotta be perfunctory, joyless sex that has anything to do with Star Jones. Page Six reports that Girlfriend’s fiance held his Roman baths-style bachelor party on Friday night at Manhattan’s Time hotel, where the menfolk were required to remove their clothes after signing a confidentiality agreement. When you’ve denied being gay, is it really the best idea to have an all-nude, baths-inspired stag party before the wedding? Apparently, one of the guests wasn’t familiar with the word “confidential,” because it’s known that guests sat around for hours in their bathrobes, freezing, with only sponsored liquor and “awful beer” to take the chill off. Just before midnight, 10 “butt-ugly” topless girls entered the room, and 10 of the guests fled as two of the least ugly girls simulated lesbian sex on the bed. Sounds to us like a Jones plan to make herself seem more appealing.
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