aka Ross Mathews, Tonight Show correspondent
1. Describe yourself as if you were writing a personals ad.
Desperate seeking desperate. Any takers?
2. If you had two tickets to paradise, where would you go and who would you take?
I’d take my dog Louise and we’d go to the Olive Garden.
3. Who plays you in the movie?
Oh my God, I have no idea. NOT Nathan Lane, because that’s just too obvious. I like to think a young Haley Joel Osment or an older Elizabeth Taylor.
4. Who do you go to for advice?
My friends, my family, and Gwyneth Paltrow.
5. What makes you cry?
Bonus: Toilet roll – over or under?
OVER. My God, it bugs me when it’s under. I seriously change it at strangers’ homes.
Bonus bonus: Are you still an intern?
I am not still an intern. I was never a very good intern to begin with. It takes more than a letter of recommendation or college credit to get me to get someone coffee or run an errand. Money talks, people!