Bravo blogstar Andrew Cohen was on The View last week, chatting about viral videos. There’s something viral about Andy himself. Here he is standing in front of – and blocking the view of – a framed snapshot he took of the world’s most famous star doing something outrageous with one of the world’s most famous icons. I’ll give you a clue: I once saw Mel Gibson pick his nose with one. But that is nothing compared to this. Unfortunately, Andrew wouldn’t let me share the picture, so if you want to see it you are just going to have to worm his way into your affections and wrangle an invitation to stay in his fabulous wallpaper-ready apartment. I gotta warn you, tho’, he inspects bags at the door.

– Fenton Bailey