In Perplexing News of the Day:
The Batman star Robert Pattinson was recently asked by Allure magazine how he would describe his natural scent.
If you guessed old flip-flops, fermented Monster energy drink, and hair gel… you would be mistaken!
“Lots of people tell me I smell like a crayon,” he said.
Huh. Rather unexpected, but OK…
Fun fact: Crayons get their scent from beef fat, which is what gives them their signature waxy consistency.
And as it happens, Pattinson agrees that he smells like he’s “made of wax” — “like I’m embalmed,” he said.
Now – You would think that smelling like beef fat or embalming fluid might encourage a person to wear more cologne, but Pattinson claims: “I hardly ever wear fragrances. If I wear a fragrance, I find it quite overbearing.” (This, despite the fact he is the ACTUAL SPOKESPERSON for Dior scents)…
Oh, and in other celebrity odor news:
Harry Styles apparently smells like Joan Didion’s house; Kacey Musgraves smells like a baby; Rihanna smells like heaven; Evan Rachel Wood smells like the Earth; Jake Gyllenhaal smells marinated; and Ryan Reynolds smells like “approachable warmth”
And this is why you come to the WOW Report, isn’t it?
(via The Cut; photo: Avalon and Pixabay))