Ever wonder how the soldiers in those marvelous Chinese military parades keep their heads so ramrod straight? Pins in the collar, darling! A fabulous way to ensure that you always appear straightforward, unbending, and completely upright! One moment of neck lolling and you’ve pierced your jugular! No heroin nods for THEM! I love it! Let’s institutionalize these shirt collars at every school in the country! Kids are far too lax these days what with their X-boxes and their YouTubes! It would do them so good to get their heads out of their laps and looking towards the future! Perfection is a pain in the neck, and kids today need to learn it! (Pic via Obvious Mag)
