Say it isn’t SO! I’ve just seen on Jerri Blank‘s Facebook page this very sad notice. Flags at Flatpoint High will surely fly at half mast tomorrow. (I know –don’t call you Shirley.) Maybe it’s a hoax. We can only hope it’s not true.
“Today we remember Geraldine Antonia Blank. Jerri to her friends. She was a woman well ahead of her time, whose near-legendary promiscuity set the gold standard for generations to come. Whether for money or pleasure …she never discriminated. She was equally fond of the hole as well as the pole. What happens to us when we die? I have no idea, but holy fuck am I terrified. And I’m a priest, for the love of Christ! We wish you Good Times Jerri. May your travels be erotic and all your showers be golden. We say farewell to our sister Jerri…but not goodbye…more like ‘smell you later.'”
She really WAS a boozer, a user and a loser… and a HUGE whore. RIP.