Next week sees the launch of Ring My Bell, our live telephone extravaganza in which you, dear reader, phone in to speak to celebrity guests, fabulous fashionistas, outrageous freaks, and the World of Wonder office cleaner (when bookings are thin on the ground). It’s a simple concept. There’s a telephone in a room here at the World of Wonder offices. It has a camera trained on it which streams live to www.ringmybell.tv. You find out the guest schedule here at the WOW Report, or by befriending our MySpace page for bulletin updates. The rest, as they say, is up to you. What will you phone in and ask Laurie Pike (Tuesday @ 11AM), host of WOW’s original UK Ring My Bell show and star of this clip from the early ’90s? Haven’t you been dying to call James St. James (Wednesday @ 11AM) and ask him what his new book is all about? And who doesn’t want to phone whacky Santino from Project Runway (Friday @ 11AM) and see what he’s been up to since he was robbed by that vapid bitch Chloe? Oh, and Chloe, if you’re reading this, we still have a slot to fill for Thursday. Else it’s the office cleaner.

Remember kids, don’t dream it, DIAL IT.

– Steven Corfe