The New York Daily News today has three stories on Nicole Richie and her arrest for that wacky wrong-way ride on the 134 Monday morning. Three. This, this, and this. When we were pulled over and gently cuffed and jailed, we didn’t get even a column inch. And you probably didn’t either. But Richie is famous. Actually, we’re somewhat embarrassed that we can’t remember anymore why she’s famous. Is it because of The Simple Life? But wasn’t she famous for something before that, which is why she was on The Simple Life? Like maybe her dad was famous? Was it that she was best friends with Paris Hilton? And what was Hilton famous for? Being a Hilton? Oh, OK. We kind of forgot where we were going with this so we’ll stop.