Nobody likes a skinny loser, including her husband. Especially if he’d rather have been elsewhere even when she was fat and bringing home the bacon (and a paycheck). Media Take Out, which thankfully is not written in Mandarin, claims to have eye-witnessed evidence of a certain Al Reynolds aka “Gay Al” aka Gal Reynolds skulking around the offices of high-pro divorce shark Stanford Lotwin, one of New York’s best if not finest.

After remaining upstairs for nearly two hours, Al tried to quietly sneak out of the building. But before he could leave, the witness tells MediaTakeOut.com, “I walked up to him and said ‘Al, is that you’, and Al ran out of the building – almost knocking over a pregnant woman.”