We’ve never seen even one episode of the reportedly excellent Denis Leary firehouse dramedy Rescue Me and tonight, sadly, the series comes to a screeching halt. In honor of its fire being extinguished, if you will, Swoonworthy has posted a gallery of some of its smoking-hot macho cast, shirtless, and this seven-minute NSFW clip, “Carrot Dick,” in which a firefighter’s tiny orange penis is examined up close, the word “dick” is abundant, and homophobia abounds all round.