It all sounds too perfect to not be true, so I am going with it. David Letterman announced his retirement today and at the beginning of the week, Chelsea Handler announced that she would be leaving E! to “explore other opportunities.” Now, call me Creskin, but this all adds up to Chelsea replacing Letterman in the late night slot. If so, she would be the first female to attempt this on a major network since the ill-fated The Late Show with Joan Rivers back in 1986. I thought back then that Joan at the helm of late night was genius; I was very wrong. I also feel that Chelsea helming a late night show is genius; let’s hope I am not wrong.