Funny thing happened in a Portuguese rehab recently: Pete Doherty became born again, got to know Jesus in an attempt to sober up. The idea came to him in a dream, he says, in which Jesus told him to pull himself together and repent his sins. Now he says that after his release he’s going to get baptized and give all his money away because, quoting the Lord in that random way born-agains have, he says, “It would be easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.” And God knows Doherty’s tried to go through the eye of a needle while smoking a Camel on more than one occasion.