What’s a gal to do after winning an Oscar? It’s a rocky path, strewn with multi-million dollar job offers that are so tempting on paper, yet which often don’t always equate to big screen success (take a bow, Ms. Halle Catwoman Berry). But for Reese Witherspoon, that crucial next job decision has already been made, a mere 3 days after her win at the glamorous event on Sunday. She’ll be delivering pizza. On a moped. For real. No, Reese hasn’t been taking career advice from Helen Hunt (seriously – have you seen her in anything since she won the Oscar for As Good As It Gets?), she’ll be riding around central London dispatching pizza in an attempt to more accurately portray her next movie role, in the romantic Brit-flick Penelope co-starring Christina Ricci. Yikes. Let’s hope Reese wears a helmet, else she might end up with a slightly more severe forehead dent than the one she’s already got.
-Steven Corfe