1. The Thug of South Beach Lindsay Lohan (FOR GOD’S SAKE, DON’T PISS HER OFF, JAMES!)
2. Kellan Lutz demonstrates how he became famous (omg that was way harsh, I’m sorry)
3. Every generation get’s the superstar they deserve. Miley Cyrus, ladies and gentlemen.
4. Katie Holmes smirks at the children.
5. Recently black Austin Mahoney.
6. Tragically trapped in his 20s, Enrique Iglesias.
(Photos: Pacific Coast News)