1. Oh hai, Leo.

2. Australian actress Margot Robbie stuns on the red carpet in a white Armani Privé Grecian gown, super-fab pearl spider earrings, and diamond finger splint by Jacob & Co. She kind of looks like a cross between a blonde Emma Stone and Sophie Dahl here. I like her. Let’s keep her.

3. Totally quiche Jake Hoffman (son of Dustin), who plays shoe designer Steve Madden in the movie, which is odd, as I guess I didn’t realize Steve Madden was an actual person. I thought he was like Uncle Ben or Chef Boyardee, and I CERTAINLY never realized he was interesting enough to be immortalized on film. I guess I gotta look into this Steve Madden guy.

4. Jonah Hill, wearing a tie that sort of makes him look like a Fuller Brush salesman. Do they still have Fuller Brush men? And just what IS a Fuller Brush?

(Photos: Pacific Coast News)