What an odd assortment of people on the Neighbor‘s red carpet last night. Let’s take a look.

Here we have The Mindy Project‘s Ike Barenholtz. Love Ike Barenholtz. OK, let’s see. Marry, Fuck, Kill: Ike….

… Seth Rogan…

And Zac Efron. I don’t much like Zac Efron these days. He reminds me of Wayne Newton now. All bloated and phony, not even a real person anymore. I’d definitely kill Zac Efron. Yeah. Fuck Ike, marry Seth, and kill Zac.

Yuck. Look at the way he’s perfected that “stare into the middle distance” gaze for the photographers. I just want to punch him. I’m almost excited for his drug problem to exacerbate, just to put a chink in that armor. He’s too Tom Cruise-like now. Just a little robot. Is he straight, is he gay? I don’t think HE knows. I think he’s so balled up and repressed and worried about being PERFECT ZAC EFRON that he’ll never know. He wouldn’t want to ruin his idea of himself.

Still love Dave Franco, though. Hey. Have you noticed everyone is wearing grey suits? What’s THAT all about?

Dying over singer T Mills.

Dying

Now THAT’s an impressive RBF. My GOD, she’s magnificent. Her name is Suzan Hughes and she’s a the founder of Herbalife. I think I just turned straight.

This is Alan McClune. I had no idea either. Until I went on his Facebook page and discovered he was with Skinny Executive concierge services, which… OK.  I fell into a Facebook hole looking at his inspirational messages to his fans, you really need to spend an hour or so doing aswell.  I’ve include a few of my favorites beneath his picture.

WUT. Just: WUT. I don’t even.