On the Red Carpet: Justin Beieber at the World Premiere of Justin Bieber: Believe

Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not supporting this little shitwaffle. He’s a terrible, terrible person. And, of COURSE, he has a glowing hagiography out – Christmas Day, no less! – to counteract all the bad press he’s getting. And they probably had to Hoover-vac up all his remaining fans and bus them in from 2009 so that they could scream and cry and make a big scene for Access Hollywood. But I’ll tell you what. I’m not going to hate on this picture. I love it, in fact. I love the jolly red suit and the snow white tuxedo shirt (should have been tucked in, but I’m a mom like that) with the gold chains and the gold watch with the diamonds. It’s all very festive, and for a brief second, I thought “Yeah, he looks good” and all was right with the world. It’s a great image. Maybe he’ll clean up his act in 2014. Or maybe he’ll go down in flames. Doesn’t matter. For the next thirty seconds, I’m just going to enjoy this picture and remember when “Baby, Baby, Baby” came out and what a magical moment that was in pop music and how happy I was then. Merry Christmas. (Photo: Pacific Coast News)