Richard Simmons guested on Martha the other day. OK, yes, I’m still TiVo-ing it. Anyway, the essential kitchen tool of the day was…. the reamer. No joke. Richard Simmons and the reamer. Some producer over there is having a field day! When Martha told Richard he reminded her of an old high school friend, he asked, “Who?” She said, “Nancy.” Silence. It’s not wise to make Richard angry. He regained his footing, reminding the audience to “sweat till your underwear is wet.” GROSS.
– Randy Barbato