Whew. Tell us how you REALLY feel, Noah Galvin! The star of the ABC hit show The Real O’Neal’s let the fur fly in a recent interview with Vulture. The takeaway quotes involve massive takedowns of recently out Arrow star Colton Haynes, Modern Family‘s Eric Stonestreet, and X-Men director Bryan Singer.

On Colton:

“That’s not coming out. That’s f*cking pussy bullsh*t. That’s like, enough people assume that I sleep with men, so I’m just going to slightly confirm the fact that I’ve sucked a dick or two. That’s not doing anything for the little gays but giving them more masturbation material.”

On Eric:

I think as wonderful of an actor as Eric Stonestreet is — I’ve never met him, I assume he’s a wonderful guy — he’s playing a caricature of a caricature of a stereotype of stereotype on Modern Family. And he’s a straight man in real life. And as hilarious as that character is, there’s a lack of authenticity. I think people — especially young gay kids — they can laugh at it, and they can see it as a source of comedy, but like, nothing more than that. And I want Kenny to be more than the funny gay kid.

On Bryan:

Bryan Singer likes to invite little boys over to his pool and diddle them in the f*cking dark of night. [Laughs.] I want nothing to do with that. I think there are enough boys in L.A. that are questionably homosexual who are willing to do things with the right person who can get them in the door. In New York there is a healthy gay community, and that doesn’t exist in L.A.

On a recent guest star who goes unnamed (but rhymes with Clarret Gayton):

At one point I turned to him and was like, Are you gay? And he was like, Well … I don’t know. I’m more like, go with the flow. And I was like, Shut the f*ck up. Get out of my face with your wishy-washy bullshit answer. You’re a f*cking faggot. Like, I know you are. You know you are. Stop beating around the bush. Just go make out with me in my dressing room.

And I ran into that more often than not. But also you meet a lot of straight men out in L.A. that are … I question a lot of people’s sexual orientation in L.A. The actual gay-gay community is in WeHo, and it’s a club scene. I have no interest in that whatsoever.

Ah, the balls of youth. LOVE IT. He may never work in this town again, but Noah, if you ever want to do a WOWPresents series where you just say what’s on your mind – you are always welcome here. YOU ARE A GAY LEGEND IN THE MAKING, KID.

Read the full interview here.