Still working a few of the kinks out in our new series “Real News with Fake Puppets: Headline of the Day!” (primarily working the damn puppets) – but bear with us. Today’s story is totally worth a watch. A Filipino gentleman was fearing for his life and hid in the most logical place he could think of, in the top branches of a coconut tree. And thats where he sat for three years, while the elements whipped at him, the sun and the rain beat down, and scratching his bug bites as the only entertainment he had. His mother invented a pulley system to send food and water up to him… but as for the bathroom… well, you’ll just have to watch below to get THAT part of the story.