It’s a new fabulous new feature here on the WOW Report – Real News with Fake Puppets HEADLINE OF THE DAY! – in which my James St James puppet and our Sarah Barenberg puppet discuss the most important news story of the day. Today it’s ALL ABOUT the Trump preacher who claims that Hollywood is full of pedophiles and Satanists who drink children’s blood – HE’S SEEN IT! – and that all actors bring witches with them to set to help them do better in their scenes. Sounds legit. Watch our discussion below.