I can’t decide who’s the greater leader in these terrifying times: Randy Rainbow or New York Governor Andrew Cuomo. Luckily for us, they are both together in Randy’s brilliant new music video – based on the Grease song “Sandy” – in which he thanks the governor for all he’s done.
“Andy, can’t ya see I’m in quarantine. A nervous wreck, and scurred as heck of COVID-19.”
“You bring hope when I can’t cope… If we’re on Earth, for what’s it’s worth, I hope they make you king. You run my state, while I gain weight, with grace and dignity.”
“The way you manage to lead and inform without scaring the living s*** out of me, or straying from the facts, and still find time to nurture my delicate spirit… You’re wise level-headed, eloquent, and sexy in a time when the country needs it most.”
At the end of the video, Rainbow sings, “From now on, I identify as ‘cuomosexual,’” – which immediately started trending nationwide on Twitter. Brooke Hammerling tweeted, “Guys. Look. I don’t know what to say other than no tweet I’ve ever tweeted before is more important than this one. You must watch it because I feel @RandyRainbow really captures everything about our new boyfriend/leader/hero @NYGovCuomoso perfectly it HURTS.”