Really, when all is said and done, will it be Rosie O’Donnell, in that big-boned way she has of seeing things, who will put all the back-and-forth in perspective? And in verse? We think maybe. The last few lines of my view, the latest, er, poem on her website, r blog, are these:

2 day

after my shrink

i drove past abc studios

there were camera crews

waiting

drama is as drama does

everybody breathe

madonna

2 nite