“Linda arrives at first rehearsal with cosmetic-surgery tape over and under her eyelids and underneath her chin. […] It’s obvious she’s come straight from either the face-lift shop or a car crash. She also has the weirdest collagen-enhanced lips I’ve ever seen. In fact, she epitomizes the expression ‘trout pout’ with those huge lips that make her look like a gargoyle when she smiles. It’s quite off-putting to have to look at that face, which used to be so pretty, and pretend not to notice.” – Joan Collins describing her costar Linda Evans at the first rehearsal of their play Legends, excerpted from her 2006 diary. (Source)