“I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t taken pleasure in dreaming up ways to kill them. Disemboweling them. Beheading them. Burning them, shooting them and crushing them in garage doors. I’ve tortured young girls… the buxom babysitters… the well-intentioned boyfriends. All sent to an early grave in the name of box-office gold.” – Elm Street director Wes Craven in his forward to Seth Grahame-Smith’s book, How to Survive a Horror Movie. (Page Six)