“A dye job works only if your hair is not noticeably thinning. It’s impossible to seem as genuine as you must with a wan pate showing through a scattering of coal-black hairs…. Gray hair and wrinkles at 50 bespeak dependability. Contrary to our present national ethos, it’s better to act younger than you look, rather than the reverse.” – Nobel Prize winning biologist James Watson, who discovered the structure of the DNA molecule, in his memoir Avoid Boring People. (Page Six)