“Actually I did tell them, I said, ‘You know, when your dad and I were first together we used to video tape everything. Everybody’s naked, hugging, kissing, all that good stuff and someone stole the tape.’ And I remember when we were watching the film and Dylan goes, ‘You mean everybody has seen this?’ And I said, ‘Yes.'” – Pamela Anderson to The Sun about how she explained the infamous sex tape to her kids.