“He’s a creepy little weasel-looking thing. He was just Anna’s gofer, like a little girlfriend or something. I could just slap the shit out of him. I’d love to just beat the shit out of him. But instead I think I’ll just torture him… hug and kiss on him and act like I like him, then just walk away and leave him like that, all sexually frustrated.” – Anna Nicole Smith’s half sister, Donna Hogan, to Steppin’ Out about Howard K Stern. (Page Six)