“So…3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere … I mean we’re talkin’ like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised…like a walking black-and-blue mark. I mean really though, really, I didn’t know it was actually possible to have bruises in such places of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the cunts now…I’m not gonna lie to ya.” – Lindsay Lohan, in an email to friends, talking about the pole-dancing classes she’s taking for her new movie. (Source)