“I honestly think the media is a give-and-take. It’s not that I can say, Completely fuck you. I could just only say, Halfway fuck you. But I know why they do it. It’s because they’re making a lot of money. So I can’t be mad at you. I come from a place where people do a lot of things to make money. So I cannot be mad at them. But I like that real journalism. I like putting other people’s words in a sentence and making people, like, their faces light up about it. Not frown. Light up.” – Kevin Federline, from “I Didn’t Realize How Much People Love to Hate Me!” in the New York Post