“I won the Oscar. I was in shock and overwhelmed by the whole thing. I get in the elevator and I’m going down with a lot of people, we’re packed like sardines. And I had my Oscar. A very well known actress is standing in front of me and she starts to squirm a little bit. And I realize the head of my Oscar is touching her behind. And I thought, “Oh man, this is so weird.” I pick the Oscar up and I leaned over in her ear and said, ‘Oh pardon me, that wasn’t me, it was my Oscar.'” – Al Pacino to James Lipton on Inside the Actors Studio next Monday.