“You’ll never see me in a nude scene. I think there’s a way for those kinds of things to be tastefully done and you don’t need to show that, and I don’t think that’s what is needed to win someone an Oscar. For me, personally… I think there are other things you can do to show people that you have talent.” – Lindsay Lohan in 2005 to Access Hollywood‘s Billy Bush. Right now, though, the on-probation actress, who has signed a contract worth nearly $1 million to appear nude in Playboy, is currently stripping for the mag between community service gigs at the LA County morgue.