“I used to have this guy work for me, he was a gay publicist… I had to fire him because he did something terrible, which I won’t go into. He wanted revenge so he started this rumor about me, and it was horrible because my kids were at school. So that is definitely not true. I’m as heterosexual as they come.” – Rod Stewart to Katie Couric about that persistant rumor about him and a stomach pump and a couple gallons of… well, I’m sure you know the rest.