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#QueerQuote: “…You Partied with Jeffrey Epstein, and You Drive Your Golf Cart on the Green. The Only Way You’ll Stop Turkey is if They Try to Get Your Tax Returns.” — Seth Meyers

By Stephen Rutledge on October 8, 2019 2:07 pm

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President Adolf Twitler announced on Sunday night that American troops would be pulling out of Syria, clearing the way for a Turkish invasion on American-allied Kurdish forces. On Monday, POTUS tweeted:

“As I have stated strongly before, and just to reiterate, if Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!).”

The Late Night Hosts had some fun with this:

Trevor Noah:

“Before you judge Trump, he is technically correct; there is nobody who matches his wisdom. He is correct! I mean, no other person, no other person had the wisdom to stare directly into a solar eclipse, huh?”

Stephen Colbert:

“Wow, he’s gone full god-emperor: ‘It is I, Donald the Great, of unmatched wisdom and infinite wives, destroyer of casinos, conqueror of 10-piece McNuggets, scourge of Chrissy Teigen, defeated only once in battle by my eternal nemesis: umbrella..”

Jimmy Kimmel:

“That’s right, one step out of line, he will run Turkey into the ground like it was one of his casinos in Atlantic City.”

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