Over the weekend, POTUS tweeted disparaging remarks about the musician John Legend and his charming wife, Chrissy Teigen, after watching Legend discuss prison reform and or failing criminal justice system with Lester Holt on NBC Nightly News. President Spanky McTinyFingers got his panties in a bunch because he wasn’t mentioned, and he later tweeted a reference to Teigen as Legend’s “filthy mouthed wife”.
The late-night talk show hosts had something to say about that:
“We can’t have all these filthy mouthed women around. The Taliban is coming over, guys.”
“Of course, there have been a lot of political polls recently, and a few of them really caught my attention. I’ll show you what I mean. For example, first, when asked who’s the biggest threat facing our nation, 50 percent said Vladimir Putin, 49 percent said Kim Jong-un, and Donald Trump said Chrissy Teigen.”
“Trump thinks all of television should be about him all the times. [In the voice of the president]: ‘Just watched an episode of Property Brothers. They redid a bathroom. Not a mention of me, even though I use bathrooms all the time. I’m in one right now. Boring Drew Scott and his filthy mouthed twin are total losers!'”
And best of all, James Corden:
“In other news, Melania’s campaign against cyberbullying is still going strong.”
Teigen, who is a much more successful model than the First Lady ever was, wasn’t having any of it. She tweeted back:
“LOL what a pussy ass bitch. Tagged everyone but me. An honor, mister president. The absolute best part of his tweet is I literally didn’t speak in the special, nor was I mentioned. I’m cackling at the pointless addition of me because he cannot not be a bitch”.
She and Legend urged their followers to make #PresidentPussyAssBitch trend. Twitter then banned the hashtag which then morphed to #PABPOTUS.
Both Legend and his filthy mouth wife are vocal about their political beliefs and their opposition to the decomposing pumpkin president’s policies. In 2014, Legend founded FreeAmerica, an organization that highlights injustice in the criminal justice system.
Legend is an EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony-Award– winner) and President Pussy Ass Bitch is still hurting from never getting an Emmy nomination.