The WOW Report

  • WOW Report
  • About
  • RuPaul’s Drag Race Live!
  • WOW Presents Plus
  • What to Watch
  • Store
You are here: Home / Entertainment / Comedy / #QueerQuote: “By the way, for Mike Pence, ‘Looking You in the Eye’ is Second Base.” — Stephen Colbert

#QueerQuote: “By the way, for Mike Pence, ‘Looking You in the Eye’ is Second Base.” — Stephen Colbert

By Stephen Rutledge on April 30, 2020 10:33 am

CBS via YouTube

I’ve been enjoying having a peek into the dens, kitchens, bathrooms and attics during streaming broadcasts by the late-night hosts and anchors and pundits on cable news. I spend a lot of their airtime studying their books and tchotchkes. 

Our unnecessarily pale Veep, Mike Pence, came under a lot of criticism on Wednesday for failing to wear a mask while receiving a tour of the famed Mayo Clinic. Pence said that since he didn’t have the COVID-19, and he just wanted to look health care workers “in the eye and say thank you”. The late-night hosts weren’t having it.

Stephen Colbert quipped:

“You can still look them in the eye with a mask! It’s not a blindfold.”

Seth Meyers noted:

“But he might be okay, because looking at him, he drinks plenty of bleach.”

“Do you think if you purse your lips hard enough the virus can’t get in?“

“And Mike, you may not have coronavirus, but that doesn’t mean you can’t spread the other diseases you do have, like, for example, rheumatoid gravititis or chronic furrowed brow or mayonnaise blood.”

Jimmy Kimmel:

“See, he didn’t want to wear a mask because he wanted to look them in the eye and say thank you. What kind of a mask was he planning to wear, Spider-Man?”

Show the love:

  • Tweet
  • Share on Tumblr

Filed Under: Comedy, Culture, Entertainment, Politics, TV & Video

More

Remembering Gay Icon, Joan Crawford on Her Birthday

Remembering Gay Icon, Joan Crawford on Her Birthday

by Stephen Rutledge on March 23, 2023 10:10 am

#QWERRRKOUT Tuesday: “The Workaholic, Dancing Powerhouse of the UK!”- Paige Three

#QWERRRKOUT Tuesday: “The Workaholic, Dancing Powerhouse of the UK!”- Paige Three

by Paisley Dalton on March 21, 2023 10:32 am

  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Twitter
  • YouTube

Trending


#FirstLook: ‘Swarm’ Pilot Includes a Tantalizing Nude Cameo by Rory Culkin

The Proud Boys Tried to Disrupt a Drag Queen Story Hour, But NYers Were NOT Having It! Watch

#RIP: World’s Oldest Drag Queen, Darcelle XV, Dies at 92

#Flashback93: It’s Dragstrip 66’s 30th Anniversary with Alaska, Jackie Beat, Coco Peru & More! –Watch

Gwyneth Paltrow is Being Sued for Skiing Into a 76 Year Old Man (But She Says HE Crashed Into HER)

About

From the creators of The Eyes of Tammy Faye, Party Monster, Million Dollar Listing, RuPaul's Drag Race, I Am Britney Jean, Big Freedia, and more.

Shelly Fairchild & Shamir Cover Loretta Lynn’s Classic “Fist City”
Gaga! Kristen Kish! Diplo! Jamie Lee Curtis! Hugh Grant! The WOW Report for Radio Andy!
Anderson Cooper! Taika Waititi! Chris Rock! Billy Luther & Geege Taylor Join Us for the WOW Report for Radio Andy!
Kris Jenner! Sally Field! George Clooney! Colin Firth! O’Shea Jackson Jr! Ryan Raftery Joins Us for the WOW Report for Radio Andy!
Ariana Grande! Dave Bautista! Rupert Grint! Philomena Cunk! Pat Fields! Pharrell! The WOW Report for Radio Andy!

© 2021 World of Wonder Productions, Inc | World of Wonder is a trademark of World of Wonder Productions, Inc | Privacy

Copyright © 2023 · News Pro Theme on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in