SoCal local yokels Linda and Garry Woodward like to dress their chickens in costumes and photograph them for the Christmas calendars they send to friends. Which would be perfectly normal if the Woodwards included their human children and grandchildren. You’re wondering what the secret to making, say, a tuxedo for a chicken is?  Woodward seamstress Teresa Garibay says it’s “keeping it open in the back.” Of course. Here, then, is a newsclip of the couple at work, with a voiceover so flat and uninvolving you’d swear you were listening to NPR.