Here it is. Brandon Davis today belatedly says he’s sorry for his spew of venom against Lindsay Lohan last week. “My behavior on May 16 was inexcusable,” Davis said in a statement to Page Six that Richard Johnson thinks sounds like it was written with some assistance. “What started out as a joke got completely carried away and I am horrified at the words that came out of my mouth. I consider Lindsay a friend and I hope she accepts my sincere apology for my reprehensible actions last week.” So now we await Lindsay’s acceptance of his apology and her subsequent forgiveness, blessing, and warm embrace. Life, after all, is way too short.