What look like the latest mice from Apple are actually adjustable breast implants, designed to end “implant remorse.” After the implants are inserted (usually) under the skin and a port left open, the surgeon takes the patient in front of a mirror and inflates the implants to the desired size. The saline breasts can be adjusted and readjusted over weeks, changing from office size to party size as needed – even one much larger than the other if that’s the look you’re after. Of course, drag queens have been using this water-balloon technology for centuries, or at least since the invention of the water balloon. (medGadget; t/y Ross)