So Antony Gormley’s One and Other plinth experiment started in Trafalgar Square this week. It turns out that it’s a sort of more concentrated Big Brother, with Britain’s freakiest exhibitionists given an hour each to show everyone how wacky/creative/concerned about dolphins they really are.

Choice moments so far include:

• Various people have their plans ruined by rain. Ha ha ha!

• Man dresses as ninja to little effect.

• Woman carves topiary penis(?). (Skip to the end of the video)

• I get increasingly annoyed that I haven’t been selected for a slot.