In a floorshow of two-fisted alcoholism and blatant exhibitionism last night at Les Deux, tired old predictable Paris Hilton was photographed holding a cocktail in one hand and a beer in the other while showing pink in front of children. Wouldn’t public drunkenness and indecent exposure be a violation of her probation? Oh, we forgot – this photo is NSFW, so don’t look at it. Or click to make it bigger. (via Faded Youth)