So anyway I’d be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda kissing your neck from behind. . . and then I would take the other hand with the falafel (sic) thing and I’d put it on your pussy but you’d have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business. . . .
It gets all steamy here on the third floor of the WOW offices as we read Bill O’Reilly’s sexual fantasies on The Smoking Gun. Then we remember it’s Bill O’Reilly and a chill settles over the room. Andrea Mackris, an associate producer on Fox’s The O’Reilly Factor, whom O’Reilly accused of a costly shakedown attempt recently, fired back with the big guns, filing a lawsuit accusing him of really creepy sexual harassment (backed with the tapes to prove it). In an unusual turn, the Gun has helpfully highlighted the more licentious passages of her 22-page document.