Obama’s fucking up, big time. I don’t think I’m in love with him anymore. Yes, I’m being fickle and superficial– but I’m not alone. Over at HuffPo, they’ve compiled a list of the presidents they think are WAAAAAY hotter. Now, I’ve always had a thing for humpy boy-bander Franklin Pierce (left), and the pouty young POTUS Dwight D. Eisenhower (right) was certainly nothing to kick out of bed. And MAYBE I’d do James K. Polk or Ronald Reagan if it’s closing time at Spotlight. But I think they’re pushing it with that bathhouse bettie, Millard Fillmore. I mean REALLY.