If you think you saw Mike Boogie acting like a child after Will was evicted from the Big Brother house, it was nothing like his behavior after the show ended. According to our source, Boogie cried “like a girl” long after he jumped down from the volcano, weeping in the workout room, pining for his lost Chill Town friend. It’s clear that their relationship in Boogie’s eyes was anything by chill; Boogie likes Will more than he is likely to admit, even to himself.
In jumping off the volcano prematurely as he did, surprising Janelle by his suddenness and causing her to momentarily lose grip of her “key,” resulting in Erica winning the first part of the three-part HOH competition, Boogie deprived us of seeing the volcano erupt its creamy lava over the three house guests. “It looked and smelled like cum. It even dries like cum,” said our source. “If you ever need to make fake cum, the recipe is flour and canola oil.” Good to know. We’ll jot that down on a file card.