First of all, we are loath to post anything more on this woman who’s been appointed to represent all of California. We are sick to death of looking at her face and Vaselined teeth and listening to her opinions. But always, just when we think she’s evaporated into the ether like all pageant winners do, she gets herself embroiled in some controversy or other that has her in the news again, addressing us from a podium like a high-school valedictorian. Such was the case yesterday at a press conference in New York when the thick-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump announced she was to keep her pageant crown and then invited her to speak to the press. We post her speech today (at left) only as reference for the eerily similar speech today (at right) performed by an actress posing as Miss California purely for satire. Her we like. (t/y Brent; apologies to Wayne)