We are indebted to Lady Elton of John for yet more material for our website. Just this morning, reports the London Evening Standard, Elton “launched another foul mouthed tirade” LIVE on BBC radio. To do such a thing in the UK is very naughty, but on the BBC, it is positively outrageous! He started off with a de rigeur “Fuck” and went on to cover all the English schoolboy favourites – “wank,” “tits,” “bugger,” and “bollocks.” And all this before breakfast.

I know that wank, bugger, and bollocks are not offensive in the US. But take it from me, they are very, very rude indeed over here. Just who will Elton offend next week? Stay tuned.

— Barry Shaverin