Jillian Blyth, Sanjaya Malakar’s American-born mother, was arrested two years ago when police in Pierce County, Washington, found 310 marijuana plants under growing lights inside her house after neighbors complained of smelling pot smoke and reporting a large vent on Blyth’s garage roof. God, we hate neighbors. Story goes that when police arrived, they were met by Sanjaya’s sister, Shymali, who directed them to where Mom could be found, which, as luck would have it for the cops, was at another of her pot-growing operations. If Sanjaya hadn’t been such a coif queen, none of this would have been newsworthy again. Such are the vagaries of fame. (Nat’l Enquirer; photo via TMZ; t/y Ross)