The televangelist Benny Hinn wants to sue The Wittenburg Door magazine*, which calls itself “The World’s Pretty Much Only Religious Satire Magazine,” for posting a video clip of his wife, Suzanne, pretty much known as Mrs Benny Hinn, preaching in Orlando, Florida. Why? Because in her ministry she’s prone to huff and puff like an overexcited warthog and say things like, “If you’re a people pleaser, you’re a butt kisser” and “If your engine’s not revving up, you need a Holy Ghost enema right up your rear end.” Check out the video at beliefnet.com.

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*Do not confuse with The Wittenberg Door.