California residents only. Can you answer each of the questions WITHOUT watching the video? Chances are, if you’ve been anywhere near a TV in the last six months, you’ll want to punch me in the face for this:

1) Who is “a dry-waller from Escondito”?

2) Who is “a payroll manager who was once Miss Teen Oxnard”?

3) Who is “happy homemaker from Sunnyvale who plays the oboe”? (And for extra credit: what kind animal welcomes her?)

I spend most of the day shouting this commercial in strangers faces. It is probably the most insidious earworms ever made. (Well, maybe not as bad as THIS HORROR)