Did anyone notice what a skank Ann Coulter was on Leno last night? The one nice thing her critics always have to say about her is how glamorous she is, with her black cocktail dresses and long blonde hair. Coulter herself will even mention how sexy she is if it takes too long to come up in conversation. Last night she sarcastically said that if she wanted to attract admirers she’d wear sexy black dresses and grow her hair long. But she’s actually very unattractive and there’s something off about her. Something vague and unnatural. She’s either an alien or there’s truth to that story that’s been going around for ages that she’s the former Key West drag queen Pudenda Shenanigans who’s had a sex change and has the Adam’s apple to prove it. (We think we spotted it last night.) If it’s true, she should come out and confess it. It would be the most charming thing about this awful woman. Thoughts, anyone?